burrito day 5/13/05

BD has lasted well over 2 years! As the current BDC regime comes to a close, let's go over a brief recap of what BDC emails have shared with all of us over this time. Essentially this is the "Lazy" Kyle summary
for the past 2 years:

1) The BoSox World Series comeback from 3-0 down, is undoubtedly the
greatest team feat in MLB history.

2) One of our favorite hypothetical scenarios from over a year ago --
"If a chipotle burrito is moving at the speed of light, is it possible that it could actually shrink from the earth's perspective. On a brighter note, is it possible that the indulgence of a Chipotle burrito could last many years from the earth's perspective if moving at the speed of light! -- what a thought!"

3) The TOP TEN most enraging things to wait for, culminating with,
"...and of course, those anxious seconds before the tortilla man at Chipotle glances in your direction to acquire your order."

4) Over The Edge of the World, a biography of Magellan's journey around the world from 1520->1522, is an epic that no adventurous mind should miss!

5) A great line from a classic BDC email and one worth mentioning again, "What really scares me about changing the departure time for burrito day is the enraged look on Naveed's face when he shows up at Chipotle at 12:45 -- the usual time -- and realizes that we are already relaxing on the patio after a quickly inhaled Barbacoa monster?"

6) Christmas BDC -- "Now, TMT! now Burrito Day Girl (BDG)! now LC and Mcelhoe! On, Analysts! on MST engineers! on, any other HOT girls that'd like to join! (What? :-)) To Chipotle we go! To the front of the line!

7) New Year's resolutions simply set oneself up for failure.

8) Unquestionably, John Elway has more heart than any QB in the NFL, and therefore receives the BDC vote for best QB of all-time.

9) Natalie Gulbis is a HOT, talented 22-year old LPGA golfer that will soon capture the eye of the entire world.

10) The coordination of the dizzying array of stop lights along the main road of Alexandria, VA is a key source of uncontrollable BDC rage!

11) Never 'SSSHHH' our favorite department manager. The GLR trainer almost lost his life with such a ridiculous action.

12) Tiger Woods is on his way to a TRUE 2005 Grand Slam -- in Robin William words, ""Black athletic ability combined with Buddhist concentration -- SSHHIIITAAH! -- not even a German geneticist could thought that one up! "

13) Any leader of any business should read the story of Rudy Giuliani -- the mastermind behind the rejuvenation of NYC!

14) BD is now run to similar to the William Randolph Hearst dining table -- come with something interesting to say, or face expulsion!

15) Vote 2006 --PROPOSITION 77 -- Free Chipotle Burritos for all Employees on Friday. Happiness for All. Life is Good..

There is only one BD email left to come from the current Chairman. The new BDC chairman will be named next week!
Any last-minute applications?

The "Lazy" KYLE SUMMARY -- see above