burrito day 1/7/05

Ah YES ...a NEW YEAR ...and with it comes new ambitions to improve oneself. Everyone American makes some type of resolution, whether outspoken or not, aimed at improving their one personal being - it's the American way. ...but ridiculous nonetheless! When you really think about it, New Year's resolutions simply set oneself up for failure. Each one of us may make some small effort to improve for a short time, but these feeble attempts inevitably wane as the year progresses and we all settle back into our comfortable lives and eventually are once again content with the fact that we are who we are ...and that's life. We here at the BDC are determined to stick with the norm, and remain Status Quo. If some burrito day members have made some sort of unreasonable New Years resolutions - GOOD FOR YOU! ...but on this burrito day, you can let it slide - no one will tell, and your conscience will get an ass-whooping if it rears its ugly head! Whether your resolution is to eat better, and not gorge yourself at a single sitting ...or maybe it's to be more patient with your daily activities -- whatever it may be - let it go on burrito day! For one day, burrito day members can come back to reality and enjoy the finer pleasures of a true burrito day experience spent gorging yourself and complaining about whatever the hell you want. We at the BDC are here to listen :-) ...unless of course you begin boring us, and then we will promptly cut you off! HA!

Happy New Year to all burrito day members (although to be quite honest, the BDC is not really sincere in this wish. In the words of one honored BDC member - "After all, whether or not they have a "happy" year is of little (or no) consequence to me. It wouldn't bother me (that much) if they had a happy year, but why would I actually "wish" it? After all, its occurrence (or lack thereof) really won't do anything for me" WELL SAID!